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I like...

Artists:	Chagall. What? What?
Songs:	I can sing along to.
Shows:	Father Ted.
Films:	A Clockwork Orange.
Actors:	Michael Caine.
Books:	Buddha of Suburbia.
Authors:	Not Dan Brown.
Sports:	Footy.
Athletes:	Roy Keane.
Activities:	Sleeping.
Places:	Edinburgh, Paris, Vancouver, Neasdon.

More about me...

When I was young...:
I was quite confused.

When I grow up...:
I will become confused again.

This week...:
I'll be looking forward to next week.

I wish...:
I liked to blog.

I believe...:
in absolutely nothing.

I love...:
hard nipples that aren't my own.

You'll recognise me by...:
my uniform.

I welcome...:
anyone who's round it is.